A man was getting ready to close his bar for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to him, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!"
The scared the man pleads, "Dont shoot, please! Ill do as you say!"
The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!"
The man says, "Okay, okay! Just dont shoot, I have a wife and kids! Ill do whatever you say!"
The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the the mans head and says, "Alright, now give me a blowjob!"
"Anything!" cries the man, "Just dont shoot!"
The man starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun.
Man sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells, "Hold the gun, damn it! Somebody might walk in!"
5/19/2010 12:00:00 AM