There was a passenger plane in flight when suddenly one of the engines blew. There was no cargo and the plane had too much weight to stay in flight, so the flight attendant came on the intercom and said.
"We are going to have to ask people to start departing the plane one by one so we can save as many as possible, I will start in alphabetical order to see who departs the plane according by race.
*A* will all the African Americans please depart the plane". Nobody moves....
"B will all black people please depart the plane." Nobody moves...
"C!!! will all the colored folks please depart the plane." Nobody moves..
A little black boy turns to his black father and says "daddy daddy, they called us three times, why havent we jumped off the plane?"
The father replies, "Well son today we are Ni**ers and the Mexicans are jumping first."