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Posted: 4/27/2010 12:00:00 AM
Three guys are fishing when Fred gets up to get a beer, loses his balance and falls out of the boat.

Ed says " What should we do?"

Bill says, "You better jump in after him, hes been under water for a while, he might need some help."

So Ed jumps in, and after some time, he surfaces. He says, "Help me get him in the boat." They wrestle Fred back into the boat.

Ed says, "What do we do now, it doesnt look like hes breathing."

Bill says, "Give him mouth to mouth."

Ed starts to blow air into Freds mouth and says, "Whoa, I dont remember Fred having such bad breath."

Bill says, "Come to think of it, I dont think Fred was wearing a snowmobile suit, either."

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