What if you named your dog....Mypenis
Posted: 6/18/2009 12:00:00 AM
Mypenis...Look at what would happen...
Mypenis ate my homework.
Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!
Sorry Im late. I was playing with Mypenis.
Im sorry, Officer. I didnt realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.
Mypenis doesnt come when I call it.
Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
I love giving Mypenis a bath.
At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.
Mypenis likes it when people pet him.
Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds!me
Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?
Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.
I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.
I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.
Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.
I think Mypenis is getting old because he wont get excited anymore. He just plays dead.
Mypenis got out last night. I think hes sleeping with the lady next door.
If Mypenis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.
Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
Help! I cant find Mypenis!
Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.
Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.
Sorry to be driving so fast, officer - I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.
Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!