Posted: 4/20/2010 12:00:00 AM
Mum walked into the bathroom one day and found young Johnny furiously scrubbing his dick with a toothbrush and toothpaste. "What the hell do you think youre doing, young man?!" she exclaimed. "Dont try to stop me!" Johnny warned. "Im gonna do this three times a day, because theres no way Im gonna get a cavity that looks and smells as bad as my sisters."