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10 inch BIC

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. John asks Sam if he has a lighter. He replies, and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.

Surprised John asks "Where did you get this?"

Sam replies " Oh I have a personal genie."

John asks "Can I make a wish?"

Sure says Sam "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing"

"Ok I will" says John as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks what he wants.

John says "I want a Million Bucks"

The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head.

John looks at Sam, "Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?"

Sam replies "Do you realy think I asked for a 10 inch BIC?"
Date6/9/2009 12:00:00 AM
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