Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. John asks Sam if he has a lighter. He replies, and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.
Surprised John asks "Where did you get this?"
Sam replies " Oh I have a personal genie."
John asks "Can I make a wish?"
Sure says Sam "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing"
"Ok I will" says John as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks what he wants.
John says "I want a Million Bucks"
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head.
John looks at Sam, "Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?"
Sam replies "Do you realy think I asked for a 10 inch BIC?"