How do you know celebrities are suffering in this tough economy?
1: Paris Hilton changed her name to Paris Red Roof Inn!
2: Heidi and Spencer actually had to get real jobs (stars of MTVs "The Hills")
3: Brangelina (Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie) can only adopt 1 kid this year!
4: A-Rod had to switch from using steroids to flintstone vitamins!
5: P Diddy is now buying his bling at Kay Jewelers!
6: Rockstar Eddie Moneys new name is just Eddie
7: Heather Mills is now marrying guys for love!
8: Bill Maher is going to church to pray!
9: Amy Winehouse is clipping her nose hairs looking for that last little bit of cocaine!
10: Robin Leach has a new show "Lifestyles of the people who still have a job"