Posted: 4/5/2010 12:00:00 AM
This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered twice weekly. Your wife, on the other hand, answered several times a night."
"Thats right," replies the bloke, "And thats how its going to stay until our second mortgage is paid off."