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Elite Chicken Farmer

Posted: 3/30/2010 12:00:00 AM
 
A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, Ill need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks "What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "Im a high-priced whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Lets try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, Im a high-end call girl!"

"No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "Im an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year."
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