Cris-co vs Lard Ass

Posted: 3/30/2010 12:00:00 AM
A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?" A store clerk says to him, "Sir, the Crisco is in Aisle Five." He says, "Im not looking for cooking Crisco, Im calling my wife." The clerk says, "Your wife is named Crisco?" He says, "No, I only call her that in public." The clerk says, "What do you call her when youre home?" He says, "Lard ass."


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