Posted: 3/15/2010 12:00:00 AM
"That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. "How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didnt come home last night, and when I asked her where shed been, she said shed spent the night with her sister, Shirley." "So?" the friend replied. "So, shes a liar. I spent the night with her sister Shirley!"