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Garage door
The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "Whats the matter?!? Didnt I satisfy you when we screwed?" he asked. "It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled, What perfect headlights. Then you felt my thighs and murmured, what a smooth finish."

"Whats wrong with that?" asked the driver. "Nothing, but then you felt my pussy and yelled, who the hell left the garage door open?"


Joke Info:     Uploaded: 3/15/2010     Views: 4,023    Comments Comments:
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