"Ive got some good news and some bad news" the doctor says.
"Whats the bad news?" asks the patient.
"The bad news is that unfortunately youve only got 3 months to live".
The patient is taken back, "Whats the good news then Doctor?".
The doctor points over to the secretary at the front desk, "You see that blonde with the big breasts, tight ass and legs that go all the way up to heaven?", the patient shakes his head and the doctor replies, "Im fucking her."