Posted: 2/16/2010 12:00:00 AM
8. Here honey, you use the remote.
7. You know, Id like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? Thats one movie I gotta see!
5. While Im up, can I get you anything?
4. Sex isnt that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
3. Aww, forget Monday night football, lets watch Melrose Place.
2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1. We never talk anymore.