Posted: 2/9/2010 12:00:00 AM
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life
for thirty minutes to do what youve wished to do the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would
you care to do it again?"
He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, lets! But lets change positions.
This time, I ll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head."