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Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says,

"Your butt is getting really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wifes bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!"

The wife chose to ignore the husband.

Later that night in bed Glenn was feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"Whats wrong?" he asks.

She answers, "Do you really think Im going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie


Date1/27/2010 12:00:00 AM
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