Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "Whats in the box, kid?" The little boy says, "Kittens, theyre brand new kittens." Al Gore laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?" "Democrats," the child says. "Oh, thats cute," Al Gore says and he runs off.
A couple of days later, Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. Al says to Bill, "You gotta check this out," and they both jog over to the boy with the box. Al says, "Look in the box Bill, isnt that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are." The boy replies, "Theyre Republicans."
"Whoa!" Al says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. Whats up?"
"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."