Enjoy Yourself!
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "Whatll you have?" he asked.
"Oh, I dont know. The same as you I suppose," she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniels and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
"Yuck, thats TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I dont know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think Im out enjoying myself every night!"
