There were three women, one blonde, one red head and one brunette standing on a burning buildings roof in Ohio.
The fire department came with a blanket and yelled to the brunette to jump. She jumped and they moved the blanket it to the right. She hit the sidewalk with a splat.
They then called to the red head to jump. She said that she wouldnt jump, because they moved the blanket. They yelled up that they didnt like brunettes but not to worry, they like red heads. So she jumped and the fire department moved the blanket to the left. The red head hit with a splat on the sidewalk.
Then they called to the blonde to jump. She said that she wouldnt jump. The fire department said they hated brunettes and red heads so she had nothing to worry about.
She yelled back and said, "Lay the blanket down, and then Ill jump!"