Valentines pick-up line

Posted: 1/18/2010 12:00:00 AM
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentines card at the store, In hopes that, later, youd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasnt $250 a night.

6. Youre a woman of style, youre a woman of class, Especially when Im spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now Im fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but sos your ass.

3. Youre a honey. . . and youre a cutie, I just wished you had J-Los "booty".

2. I dont wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, lets do it, Im horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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