10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentines card at the store, In hopes that, later, youd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasnt $250 a night.
6. Youre a woman of style, youre a woman of class, Especially when Im spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now Im fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but sos your ass.
3. Youre a honey. . . and youre a cutie, I just wished you had J-Los "booty".
2. I dont wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, lets do it, Im horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!