A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.
The tomato says "Ive got the worst live, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich".
The piece of gum says "No, mines worse, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on".
The penis says "No, by far Ive gor the worst life... I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then Im shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups till I throw up!"