Posted: 4/21/2009 12:00:00 AM
A 13 year-old old paperboy knocks on the door of one of his customers. A beautiful 20 year-old woman answers the door in nothing but a transparent nightie and asks him what she can do to help him.
He tells her that she owes him for four weeks bill and that he needs the money. She wanted to know how much she owes him and he figures that, at four dollars a week for four weeks, she owes him 16 dollars.
She told him that she doesnt have the 16 bucks but she will take him to bed and promise to make his teeth sweat. The kid figures, ‘what the hell’ and follows her into the house.
They go into the bedroom where she gets naked and lies on the bed, touching herself provocatively. He drops his paperbag from his shoulder and pulls his pants down, revealing an 11-inch member!
He reaches into the bag and pulls out styrofoam spacers and starts to slide them over his penis to make it shorter.
The girl says to him "Oh, dont worry boy, I can take all of that!" He looks up at her out of one eye and says "Not for 16 dollars!"