Girls vs. Boys
Girls English
Yes = No
No = Yes
May-b = No
Its your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what u want = Youll pay 4 this later
We need to talk = I need to bitch.
Sure......Go ahead = I dont want you too.
Im not upset = Of course Im upset, u stupid moron
How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin like me 4.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me im beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me? = Too late, youre dead
Guys English
Im hungry = Im hungry
Im sleepy = Im sleepy
Im tired = Im tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.
Can I take you to dinner? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
Whats wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
Whats wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
Im bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Lets have sex right now.
I love you too = Okay i said it wed better have sex now
Lets talk = I am tryin to impress you by shown that Im a deep person and maybe then youd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.
