Performance vs. Rehearsal

A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink and we had ourselves a performance!

Later that night, about 2 oclock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge and we had ourselves another performance.

Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldnt wait any longer. It was 4 oclock when I gave her a little nudge. She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal.

"A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "Dont you mean a performance?"

"No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes."