Michael Jackson Latenight

Posted: 4/8/2009 12:00:00 AM
Well, it seems Jacko is back in the news again, seems he’s sold out his latest and supposedly final European tour. He’s selling Neverland, and he’s attracted the attention - once again - of the late night crew. So, without further ado, I present some of the best MJ jokes via Late Night hosts of all time (past or present)…

“The saddest part of this Michael Jackson scandal is that all of this could have been avoided if he just stuck to grabbing his own crotch.” ~ Craig Kilborn

“Johnny Cochran died and had a funeral. You know who was at the funeral - both O.J. Simpson and Michael Jackson. In fact, Michael cornered O.J. and said, ‘How do you get stains off a glove?’” ~Bill Maher

“What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Dick Cheney? One has pasty white skin, fake body parts and he’s creepy; the other’s Michael Jackson.” ~ Jay Leno

“The judge in the Michael Jackson child molestation trial selected 250 candidates for the jury pool, while Jackson himself has selected 20 for the kiddie pool.” ~ Amy Poehler

“It’s like they always say, if you’re rich and white, you can get away with anything.” ~ Jimmy Kimmel

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