Sign a pre-nup

Posted: 4/1/2009 12:00:00 AM
Divorce Court Hearing 214567- Mr and Mrs. Smith

Judge: "Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and Ive decided to give your wife $275 a week."

Mr. Smith: "Thats very nice, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then Ill try to send her a few bucks, myself."

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