All women LOVE Tiffanys

Posted: 4/1/2009 12:00:00 AM
A lady walks into Tiffanys.. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she lets out a fart.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesnt pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional salesman in a store like Tiffanys, and greets the lady with,

"Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

Feeling uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little "accident", she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet? "

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, youre going to shit when I tell you the price!!!"

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