Candace and the bananas

Posted: 3/25/2009 12:00:00 AM
 

Candace was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts, she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.

- "Honey! "- said the psychic. "You will not have luck in love in this life. But in the reincarnation, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet".

Candace left very happy and excited and as she went over a bridge she thought: "the sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins".

So she decided to jump off the bridge right away. But, incredibly Candace didnt die! She fell onto the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and fainted.

As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas. She mumbled with a huge smile on her face:

"GENTLEMEN, PLEASE! ONE AT A TIME!"
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