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What a MAN is really saying

"IM GOING FISHIN."
Really means..."Im going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Really means...."Why isnt it already on the table?"

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY, YOURE WORKING TOO HARD."
Really means...."I cant hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THATS INTERESTING, DEAR."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"OH, DONT FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, ITS NO BIG DEAL."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit Im hurt."

"I CANT FIND IT."
Really means.... "It didnt fall into my outstretched hands, so Im completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Really means.... "What did you catch me doing?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Really means.... "I havent the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please dont try on one more outfit. Im starving."

"IM NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
Date3/25/2009 12:00:00 AM
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