A guy gets on an airplane and finds his seat assignment is next to a beautiful woman. She is reading a book titled "Sexual Statistics".
"Thats a very interesting book", he says.
"Yes", she replies. "Did you know that American Indians have the longest organs in the world, and the Polish have the biggest circumference? By the way, my name is Linda Stone."
"Pleased to meet you", he says. "My name is Tonto Kowalski".