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Beautiful Owners

Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a
poodle, one is a Labrador and the other is a great Dane.
The poodle turns to the labrador and asks "why are you here?"
The labrador responds, "Im 17 years old. I dont see or hear very well.Ive been having accidents in the house. My owner says Im too old and sickso he brought me here to be put to sleep."

The labrador asks the poodle "why are you here?"

The poodle responds, "Ive not been myself lately. Ive been especially highstrung. Ive been barking all the time, Ive been snapping at people and I even bit one of the neighbors kids. Nobody knows why this has been happening. My owner says he cant risk me biting somebody else so he brought me here to be put to sleep."

The poodle and labrador ask the great Dane why he is here.

The great Dane responds: "My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over and the next thing I know Im on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldnt help myself. "

The poodle asks: "so she brought you here to put to sleep?"

"Oh, no...., Im just here to get my nails trimmed."
Date3/10/2009 12:00:00 AM
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