A man goes to his parents girlfriends house for supper. The girlfriend says that they may ask him some questions and he has to answer them.
When they go over the first thing they ask is: So what do you do? He says im a doctor.
The parents are impressed and continue with the second question: What are your future goals? He answers: I want to grow up and have children and volunteer my services.
Again the parents are impressed. The parents ask what do you like in a girl? The man hesitates and remembers his girlfriend saying answer all the questions so the man answers: My penis.