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Hunting Mishap

Posted: 2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM
 
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the bullets."

"Whats the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive bullet holes done to your penis. Im going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Oh, well I guess that isnt too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "Shes a flute player in the local symphony and shes going to teach you where to put your fingers so you dont piss in your eye."
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