A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife who yelled for what felt like hours. Finally his wife stopped and said, "How would you like it if you didnt see me for two or three days?"
He replies, "That would be fine with me!"
Monday went by and he didnt see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.