The only female in a house full of guys:
Tampons were disappearing!
A few months ago Judy went to her female cupboard to get out a tampon and there was only one left. She could have sworn she had just bought a box the month before.
So, she goes back to the store, buys a new box and forgets about it.
The next month she goes back to the cupboard... and again... there is only one tampon left!
So, she goes to the store and buys another box, and forgets about it.
Then, she decideds to clean out her two youngest sons closet and at the bottom of their closet are the wrappers, applicators and the tampons themselves.
She goes to the top of the stairs and yells for her two youngest sons to "come here!"
They march up the stairs and find me in their room staring into the bottom of their closet.
Judy says "What are you doing with those? Those are mine!"
The 12 year old looks like a deer caught in the headlights and is silent.
The 10 year old looks at her all innocent and says. "Well, Mom, we were playing with our G.I. Joes and stuff... and those make really good scud missiles...