A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa
Consul: Your name please?
Saudi: Sheikh Abdul-Aziz.
Saudi: Six time a week.
Consul: I meant, male or female?
Saudi: Both male and female, sometime even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Saudi: Yes, cows & dogs too.
Consul: Man, isnt that hostile?
Saudi: Horse style, dog style, any style !
Consul: Oh dear!
Saudi: Deer? No deer, they run too fast..!!