Do Not Distrub!
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip.
Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the days route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing.
He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I cant get out of the room!" "You cant get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?"
She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says Do Not Disturb!"
