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Huff and Puff and Eat you out!

Posted: 1/2/2009 12:00:00 AM
 
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, Im going to screw your brains out!"

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a magnum gun and pointed it at him and said, "No youre not! Youre going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"
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