Posted: 1/2/2009 12:00:00 AM
Two priests were taking a piss in the urinals one day and the one priest looks down and sees a nicotine patch on the other guys dick.
He says "Im not really a rocket scientist or anything, but, isnt that supposed to be on your arm?"
And the other priest goes "Nah, its working fine. Im down to two butts a day"!