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Sperm Count

A 75 year old man went to his doctors office for a sperm count test. The doctor gave the man a jar, told him to take it home and return the next day with a sample.

The next day, the 75 year old man reappeared at the doctors office and gave the doctor the jar, which was as clean and empty as on previous day. The doctor asked what happened.

"Well, doc, its like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then with my left... still nothing. Then, I asked my wife for help. She tried her right hand... but nothing. Then her left... still nothing. She even tried with her month, both with and without her teeth... and still nothing. We even called the lady next door and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldnt get the damn jar open!"
Date12/26/2008 12:00:00 AM
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