Get your own blanket
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Maam, Im sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? Im awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, lets pretend that were married."
"Wow! Thats a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
