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How do you ****?

Posted: 12/15/2008 12:00:00 AM
On her 70th birthday, an old women decides its time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper:

" Seventy-year young virgin seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and MUST still be good in bed. Apply in person"

The next day, her doorbell rings, and when she opens the door, much to her dismay is a gray haired man in a wheelchair, and he has no arms or legs.

She asks the man, "Do you really expect me to choose you? You dont even have any arms or legs!" The old man replies, "Well, I dont have arms, so how could I beat you?" The woman agrees, and asks him to proceed. "I dont have any legs, so how could I run around on you? Again, she agrees, and replies, "But how could you, without any arms or legs, possibly be good in bed?"

The man smiles and says, "I rang the doorbell, didnt I!"
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