A cute vagina
An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him.
After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her clothes. He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him.
She said, "I cant do this, I have acute angina".
The old guy says "God, I hope so, youve got the ugliest tits Ive ever seen."
