Posted: 4/28/2013 10:34:16 AM
A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars.
He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich."
The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf."
The trucker says, "I'm not horny, I'm homesick."