No clothes right now!

What a wife says...

This place is a mess! Cmon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
Youll have no clothes to wear if we
dont do laundry right now!

What a husband hears...

blah blah blah blah blah CMON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!