A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles.
A drunk man next to her stares at her for three minutes, then tells her, "I love a woman that does aerobics."
The woman replies angrily, "I dont DO aerobics!"
The drunk man then looks at the woman and says, "Then how did you get your leg up so high?"