A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself Im not gay but I really want to to drink so he walks up to the bar. The bartender asks "What is the name of your penis?" The man says "Man get outta my face Im not like that, just gimme a beer." The bartender replies,"Im sorry sir but I cant serve you until you tell me the name of your penis." The man says, "Okay then whats the name of your penis?" The bartender replies "Mine is named Nike, You know Just Do it. The man thought for a moment then replied "Mine is named Secret." The bartender replied "Secret??" The man explained you know, Strong enough for a man, made for a woman."