The drunk and his drunk buddy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, You look terrible. Whats the problem?
My mother died in August, he said, and left me $25,000.
Gee, thats tough, he replied.
Then in September, the friend continued, My father died, leaving me $90,000.
Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder youre depressed.
And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.
Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.
Then this month, continued, the friend, absolutely nothing
