Posted: 9/16/2008 12:00:00 AM
A older couple are hiking through the woods. After a few minutes they immerge in a clearing. In the center of the opening there is a beautiful rose bush.
The woman says, " I planted this bush a few years ago. Isnt it wonderful?"
The man takes his cane and proceeds to jab the plant with it.
"What are you doing?" asks the woman.
The man replys,"Im poking your bush with my wood."