An 80 year old man recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said he was doing fairly well for his age.
A little concerned about that comment, he couldnt resist asking the doctor,"Do you think Ill live to be 80?
The doctor asked "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?
"Oh no," the man replied. "Im dont do drugs, either!"
Then the doctor asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
"No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun,like playing golf,sailing,hiking or bicycling?
"No, I dont," the man said.
Then the doctor asked,"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," he said.
The doctor looked at the man and said................. "Then, why do you even give a shit".
8/25/2008 12:00:00 AM